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This is goofy...and painful.



And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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"Alex, I'll take Stupid Human Tricks for 400."


HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
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It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great!
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.


Let this sink in..... On 12-31-23 it be will 123123.
On the flip side, you can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish.


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A buddy of mine is really counting on Covid being over next year, as he has already made a date for Jan 4th.


Sure, it's a count date ..... but he's going all out, and wearing his best suit. wink


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Originally Posted By: Clemdawg
j/c

some will get it- others won't.
nerdliness-on HGH.



I feel like, it doesn't fit itself, if the pictures are supposed to represent one thing, then the letters he is reading off don't fit, and if the pictures on the eye chart fit the letters, then there were better pictures to use.
The mixing of two different.. things doesn't work.

If I'm wrong, which one, is the guys reading off of letters supposed to be.

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Dude.
The pics are perfect with the answers.

Like I said:
Some will get it.

You aren't part of that group.
(If I have to explain it, it still won't give you a smile, and it will ruin the 'inside joke' foe everyone who gets it.


rolleyes


"too many notes, not enough music-"
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Originally Posted By: Clemdawg
j/c

some will get it- others won't.
nerdliness-on HGH.

Took me a minute, but I got it smile


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Thank You.


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j/c

some will get it- others won't.
nerdliness-on HGH.

Took me a minute, but I got it smile


Took me quite a while to get it, and once I did, I was astonished that I hadn't seen it. crazy


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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I just dispute the letters. Not funny, that much is true.

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I actually thought I could trust science but I was wrong. I was reading a notice from the CDC and it said that wearing a mask and gloves at the grocery store was enough. They lied. When I went to the groceries everyone else had clothes on too.


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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My neighbors son had a wonderful career but he made just one mistake and all of his hard work went up in smoke. He went to college and made great grades. Then he went on to get a medical degree. He made love to one of his patients and lost his entire career. That seems like such a waste of talent for such a minor, single infraction. The community will miss him. He was a great Veterinarian.


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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so messed up....


"too many notes, not enough music-"
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It kinda is but still funny. smile


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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I laughed.


"too many notes, not enough music-"
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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"too many notes, not enough music-"
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This is frightening.


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I'm posting this with a heavy heart....😥
As much as I love Photography and everything that comes with it..it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give.
I have decided to get rid of my gear.
Below is a list of what is available. Serious inquiries only, and please, no low ball offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding. Here is what I have:
1. Vacuum cleaner
2. Broom and dustpan
3. Mop and bucket
4. Lawnmower
5. Leaf blower
6. Laundry detergent
7. Iron
8. Toilet brush
Thank you. 😉


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"too many notes, not enough music-"
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LOL That'S great!


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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This is frightening.


That's horrible.... and, now I'm curious about it.


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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Spam. Oreos. Mayo.

What could go wrong? crazy rofl


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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That is fantastic!


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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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Let this sink in..... On 12-31-23 it be will 123123.
On the flip side, you can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish.


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Found this on FB:

In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer. She was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
“Dear Lord: This last year has been very tough. You have taken my favorite actors Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas and Diana Rigg; my favorite television host, Alex Trebek; Carl Reiner from ‘Your Show of Shows’; my favorite singer from the 50’s, Little Richard; even Charlie Daniels and Kenny Rogers my two favorite country western singers; and from sports you took Gale Sayers and my favorite basketball player Kobe Bryant.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham.”

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j/c

Not really goofy, just odd. Our dog likes carrots. Raw. Doesn't much matter where he is in the house, he knows the snap/crunch of a carrot and will come running.

I walked in the house last night. Wife was on the loveseat, with a blanket on her, and the dog was under the blanket. How he can breath like that I don't know - but, he never moved.

Sooga was on the chair. I was on a different chair. Dog still hadn't moved. Sooga got up and went to the kitchen, and came back with a bowl of carrots as a snack.

First bite she took, the dog blew up the blanket and was headed like a guided missile to Sooga so he could get a carrot.

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My aussie loves raw carrots too, not crazy like that though, lol. They are also a great natural way to keep the worms away. We give her two a day, just the mini ones.

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WT(actual)F?

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rofl rofl rofl


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GC.
A sense of humor reaches a point as a society, that the obvious word almost pun becomes a thing that is so obvious that it kills humor not adds to humor.
For instance,

Anyone making a play on the name Adam Schiff, like hearing Sean Hannity politicaly call investigations a schiff show. (Which doesn't become witty expression but actually lacking witt, because the obvious thing would be to ignore the obvious aliteraton or ploy, because it's become expected.

For instance if a Hair Salon which once would call itself Curl up and dye, in a play on (Curl up and die) would choose NOT to call itself that,
then That would be the funny thing.

So I see a crazy show from a forgettable person with a name schliz and the shows reference to the schliz list.

and I think, the witty thing, would be to avoid the obvious near pun.

(I'm reminded now of my screen name, but I've gone throught the story of my screen name in the past, it has a point, the point that the Browns didn't challenge the dbs enough in the 1995 playoff loss. And then realizing time precludes changing.

With this in mind, it's important to learn in "Son of Goofy" that there is an exhibition of a lack of a sense of humor if someone uses a play on words that is too obvious.


Can Deshaun Watson play better for the Browns, than Baker Mayfield would have? ... Now the Games count.
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I don't know about that. I thought this was one of the funniest commercials of all time:



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I can't see your reference, is it the trunk monkey?

"trunk monkey not included" was the first I thought of and I don't remember the joke or what it sold.

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