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I’ve long said that commas can be a writer’s friend. Readers appreciate it, too.


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Just saw a video short of Shaq talking about Kobe. Can't post it due to profanity, but Shaq said some teammates asked if he could talk to Kobe about passing more. He told Kobe, "you know there's no I in team". Kobe said, "no.....but there's a ME in that emmeffer!"


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At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.
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You ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie "Up", but he cannot give it to you because he's never going to give you up.

However, in doing so, he let's you down.

Thus, the Astley paradox.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.
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j/c:

Not so much funny as it is brilliant:


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"too many notes, not enough music-"

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Some skits almost write themselves. LOLetc. Never saw it before.


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impressive.

but- can he move a rubber tree plant?


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Saw this today: " Soon, we will be moving the clocks back an hour. Gaining an extra hour in 2021 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album"


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truth.


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Just in time for Hallowe'en....



Skeleton walks into a bar.
Says to the bartender: "Hey, bartender- gimme a beer- and a mop."


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So, you are at the bar chugging beers with your friends and you need to go relieve yourself... And you go into the restroom an American, then come out as an American... but what were you while you were in the bathroom?


European.

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Originally Posted by OldColdDawg
So, you are at the bar chugging beers with your friends and you need to go relieve yourself... And you go into the restroom an American, then come out as an American... but what were you while you were in the bathroom?


European.



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Her: Now that we’re married, I'm sure we can do other things besides watch the Browns every Sunday.
Him: You’re starting to sound like my ex wife.
Her: I didn’t know you were previously married?
Him: I wasn’t!


HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
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Originally Posted by FATE
Her: Now that we’re married, I'm sure we can do other things besides watch the Browns every Sunday.
Him: You’re starting to sound like my ex wife.
Her: I didn’t know you were previously married?
Him: I wasn’t!



All week, folks... he's here all week
(don't forget to give some love to your wait staff-)..."


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I'm using that one.


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This might be the first time I'd actually like wearing a mask-


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"too many notes, not enough music-"

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Conrad Dobler, The Nastiest Man In Football.....






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What if the hokie pokie really is what it's all about?

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Originally Posted by shotty66
What if the hokie pokie really is what it's all about?


That's never been what it's all about! I think you need to turn yourself around Mister!


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Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

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That was funny, clever, and the truth, Clem. Because it mostly is (not alway) your own asphalt.

One if the best ones yet.


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That was funny, clever, and the truth, Clem. Because it mostly is (not alway) your own asphalt.

One of the best ones yet.


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Originally Posted by YTownBrownsFan
You ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie "Up", but he cannot give it to you because he's never going to give you up.

However, in doing so, he let's you down.

Thus, the Astley paradox.
He would be standing in the (operates the carnival ride), position, which is closed, the carnival ride named "around", and it's not working,
and on his left side,

would be a walk up counter where he is handing out menus, and the menus' would be dessert menus'
with big "sold out" "sold out" "sold out" "sold out" on all of the items on it.
(of course after handing over the menus' he is shown to take down names and sign a letter of intent to have a lasting commited relationship with each one who did not get the sold out ice cream. thumbsup )


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This rendition of the National Anthem has now been given the level of respect it earned.
There is still justice in this world.



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a classic.


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Ever been to Engagement Ohio?

It's half way between Dayton and Marion.


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