The last thing the NFL ownership bunch wants is a gaggle of Browns fans in the room.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
I'm sure Portland is being sarcastic but you bring up the biggest flaw in the plan. The NFL owners have to vote in order to approve any new owner. There's no way they would vote to approve a bunch of commoners enter into the mix.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
I should've put a laughing smiley at the end of my post (can't edit now). My apologies for not being clear.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
I like it, everyone put down 1000 and I’ll put 2000. That should make me majority owner
First order of business will be basic. Being we are all Browns fans, means we are naturally cursed. That being said, a cursed team deserves a renaming from WFT to WTF. We are now the Washington Team Football. We will probably play like WTF, but… Washington will play WTF as a team!
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
This guy needs to go the way of Donald Sterling. He seems sleazy and not fit to own a team (unfortunately money talks obviously)
"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
After reading the latest in the Baker thread, I was going to suggest a 'toddle'. Toddle is short for toddler, and sounds better.
"A toddle of Browns fans"
But then I read the latest COVID threads, and I changed to 'riot'. "A riot of Browns fans".
I'm going with 'riot'.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
I think horde was pretty good but it could be improved upon in order to make it uniquely Browns. I would suggest we spell it Hoard in honor of the former #44 of the Cleveland Browns, Leroy Hoard.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
I'll come up with something with a theme of irony next.
There is no level of sucking we haven't seen; in fact, I'm pretty sure we hold the patents on a few levels of sucking NOBODY had seen until the past few years.
I was sitting here staring at the monitor waiting for my text to change color LOLetc! I thought it was a "WTF" investigation. Slydexia stinks. Should be a bombshell if it gets as big as I think this might. FWIW.
NOTE to self: W-F-T.
"Every responsibility implies opportunity, and every opportunity implies responsibility." Otis Allen Glazebrook, 1880
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