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Funny. Except it isn’t a secret. The KFC recipe was leaked many years ago.

I hear it was leaked by this guy

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j/c:

That one is older than Moses.. My dad used to flip me a "Nixon Dollar" aka a penny.

He sure was... Can't believe he can actually be classy...

Hmmm, I didn’t know trump had a residence in Punxsutawney.

Sure, just tell him they have some Big Macs and diet Cokes. Of course if you say “Coke” Don, Jr. will be right there.

What do you get it you ask a politician to tell 'the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'?


3 different answers

j/c:

Biden Says He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He’s Done Letting It Spy

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-s...lloon-as-soon-as-hes-done-letting-it-spy

No, they only answer one way. "I plead the fifth."

John, the mayor of a small town in California had been in a coma for almost a year. Suddenly, when the doctors had almost given up hope, John miraculously awoke from his coma. Naturally the media came to the hospital and asked John what he attributed his sudden awakening from the coma to if anything. John gave Tucker Carlson all the credit. After speaking to the attending nurse he realized the nurse had come into his room and changed the TV channel to FOX News. The Tucker Carlson show was on at the time. As soon as she had done that, John immediately awoke and changed the channel.

So yer saying he was woke?

Lol trump is condemning his only victory as president. Can’t make this crap up. Well trump can. Pffft

Where’s Luke when you need him. Lol

You still haven't figured out what the Babylon Bee is have you or why it is posted in the joke thread?

That's a good one.

The relative with the tooth?

I have to say that if you want to post stuff from the Babylonbee or the onion, that is satire, not really a joke.

^ A most geniously presented ..ingeniously?.. spoof on the nature of reading the DTMB in general, and therefore very funny imo.

see because what we have here is a statement that satire is not technically a joke and therefore doesn't belong in a topic about jokes a.k.a. funnieness, when satire is funnieness, haha,hehehe, b/c it's so much like, well everything else you might read on DTMB over the years,
so as a spoof, spot on and very funny.

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!" POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside." POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.

If you'd like to start a Political Satire thread, go knock yourself out.

George Santos claims Super Bowl MVP…….again.

That's a good one!

Perfect. Absolutely.

Your post - Biden's next SOU will be in 24.