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Putin and trump are scheduled to meet in Alaska on Friday. It will be then that Putin begins trump's employee review. Early indications are that trump will score well.
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Joke? How about the course Diddler Nero has the country on? That’s a joke.
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Trump's latest post on Truth Social;
People are posting pictures of me with POOP STAINS ON MY PANTS saying I went to BROWN TOWN, baked a KEISTER CASSEROLE, William SHATnered himself, LIQUIFIED my ASSets, squeezed out a FUDGESICKLE, had THUNDER SPLATS, or POOPED MY PAMPERS. I'm hereby issuing an EXECUTIVE ORDER against pictures of me with SKID MARKS because nine times out of ten it's FAKE NEWS! Thanks for your attention to this matter.
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Trump Freaks Out After Nobel Peace Prize Form Asks If Applicant Ever Used Troops Against His Own Citizens
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The more things change the more they stay the same.
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Russian Lures Confused Old Man to Alaska in Elder Scam
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An unscrupulous Russian man has lured a confused septuagenarian to Alaska in an apparent elder scam, concerned associates of the old man reported on Thursday.
According to those associates, the Russian has posed as a friend of his geriatric mark in order to take advantage of him in the remote, icy setting.
“This poor, addled codger isn’t playing with a full deck and hasn’t for some time,” one associate said. “We’re afraid that the Russian will trick him into signing something away.”
The situation is particularly troubling, the associate said, because “he’s a feeble old man who likes to wander around on top of buildings, and the Russian likes pushing people off them.”
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Late breaking news out of Moscow. Putin names Trump employee of the month.
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Late breaking news out of Moscow. Putin names Trump employee of the month. Repeat award winner.
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