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Sorry for sitting here giggling about you rescueing tadpoles but all I can see is a jar of them on the counter and you didn't tell Michelle about them and she finds them.  Kinda like me doing stuff like that to my mom. Then she would say, "I didn't find it and I'm not gonna take care of it. You are."
Actually, when I was a kid I used to net tadpoles, small turtles, crawdads, minnows and baby catfish out from under rowboats on our lake and put them in aquariums. 
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LOL, now that's good stuff. I spent alot of time in and around our lake also. Mom would get so mad when I'd come in muddy to my knees.
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Actually, when I was a kid I used to net tadpoles, small turtles, crawdads, minnows and baby catfish out from under rowboats on our lake and put them in aquariums.
I never knew you were into animal cruelty 
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It was cruel....but try to tell a kid that. I would eventually put them all back in the lake when I got tired of them. 
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Interesting thread,, fully intend to try grilled Vegitarians someday Useless things that people don''t know about me,,, - I survived having cancer - I love my wife (hey, shes a redhead,,,,:) ) - My mom still goes ball room dancing once a week, she's 81 years old - I have a Bichon Frise named Mickey and I love him to death,, OCD kinda love to be honest.... My little fur ball with eyes - I love my sports car, 1992 Nissan 300 ZX, 2 seater NA - I once, while in college, got so drunk that I passed out for 24 hours in my clothes in a strangers bed in a house I didn't know how I got to in the first place. Let me just say, that was an exciting moment, being discovered by the girls mom!  It got more exciting when the mom figured out that I didn't remember her daughters name at all!  - Once drove my 1967 Camaro from Newell PA to Perryopolis Pa in 13 minutes. what makes that remarkable is that the road I took was a narrow, back country road with turns and twists and hills and valleys,,, and only 14 miles.. Meaning that I averaged over 60 MPH.,.. to my knowledge, it's a record that still stands.. Drove that route in October of 07 on a visit back home,, still can't figure out how I survived it back then..  - will not eat ketchup on anything but French Fries - will not eat onions unless it's on a shish ka bob and I gotta eat it with meat and a pepper at the same time. - can't stand peas or mushrooms YUK - I can make pasta sauce as good as my moms, maybe better - I make a mean stuffed pepper - I can type 60 WPM, why, I don't know! - During the summer I wash and wax all three of my cars monthy. - I love anchovies on pizza,, hell, I love anchovies right out of the can.....Umm Umm Good yeah, that's about enough...
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-I have a thing for blondes
-I've always wanted to be the next household name (for something good...not like the Unibomber)
-People associate me with the Browns when they first think of me.
-Metallica is my favorite band.
-The older I get, the more my morals go out the window...product of college I guess.
-Despite being what some call a "young punk," you would LOVE to have me date your daughter (assuming she's my age)...
-I used to drive a Mustang convertible but traded it in for a Focus and while I've lost the cool factor, no doubt in my mind the Focus is the superior car.
-I was more of an Indians fan than Browns fan until high school.
-I hate the Bengals more than the Steelers.
-I hate the Steelers but somehow Steeler chicks love me...ironic I know.
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Thanks for reminding me, Daman: - I can type at an average of around 80-85 WPM and have gotten over 100 on numerous occasions. I used to make money in college typing people's papers for them (I'd make them write them first, though).
- I have never been arrested and never even been pulled over by the police nor gotten in any kind of trouble. It all goes back to the fact that I was convinced that if I ever did anything bad, my Dad would find out and kill me.
- I have a nearly photographic memory, often completely useless and trivial things.
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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Just clickin Just wanted all of you to know that you should be getting your blackmail notices in the mail sometime in the next few days.
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How old are you?
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Careful Ammo,, looks like a setup
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I eat cereal dry, out of a cup. I don't like to put milk on it.
I love maps....maps are my favorite bathroom reading material.
I put Tobasco on nearly everything....got to have the hot sauce.
I don't like chocolate cake...I like white with white icing....scoop of vanilla ice cream. Don't really like chocolate anything for the most part.....but I do like Kit-Kat bars.
I have to sleep on the right side of a bed. If there are two beds in the room, has to be the right bed as you enter the room and look at them.
Speaking of sleeping, I like to hang one foot out.....my right as I only sleep on my stomach.
I don't pull into fast food joints or quick stop stores on the other side of the road...I only pull off to the right.....unless there is a light at the corner.
I like to go to the hardware store on Saturday morning. Doesn't matter if I don't need anything, I will find something.
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God, I hope not.
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j/c
I hate onions. Any onion. Onions are the food of the devil. In the garden of eden, Adam and Eve didn't eat an apple, they ate an onion.
I hate onions. I hate the smell, I hate the look, I hate gardens that have onions in them. I hate everything about them.
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You and Michelle would get along famously in the kitchen then. You onion haters are a pain to cook for!!
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j/c I love to fish but I do not touch them. Someone else always takes them off the hook. I will not eat any seafood. I eat ketchup on just about everything, including tacos, burritos and cheese potatoes. I was awarded the citizenship award for being the best influence on my classmates in jr. high. I then dropped out of high school before my senior year. I was a distance runner Fell in love with my wife before we ever dated. I answered a phone for someone else in my Navy barracks and started a friendship which turned into love over a 6 month period. Smoked over two packs of cigerettes a day and averaged 6 beers a night. I have more friends that are women then men. I never take off my shirt in public. I like Jules 
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God, I hope not.
Oh, did he mean was I going to try to set him up with someone...I thought he meant a setup, as in setting him up to smack him...
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I like Jules
I believed them all until I saw this one...
Oh wait, I guess I like Jules too. 
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Let's see .......
Here are mine .......
I like blondes.
I like brunettes.
I like redheads.
I'm a great cook.
I'm Batman.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
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- I lost count on how many girls I've gone out with..  - I enjoy all sorts of music: classic rock, some reggae, the new rock, and little rap.. - I lived in Ohio for 12 years, until I moved down here 2 years ago - I own 9 sports jerseys: 1) Braylon Edwards (home) 2) Tim Couch (away and home) 3) Lee Suggs (home) 4) Tracy McGrady (away) 5) LeBron James (away) 6) Jim Thome (home) 7) Michael Clayton (home) 8) Peyton Manning (away) 9) Matt Grothe (home) - I personally hate mexican food - I wear a ton of polo shirts Hey,you asked for useless..
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I lost my virginity on New years eve, 1985 (or maybe it was '86?), I was 16,........New Years has never been the same since. I will try almost any food once, Lima Beans make me gag though. When I graduated Jump School, my parents came to see me and we recieved an 8 hr pass, my father said he would take me to ANY resteraunt I wanted.........I choose McDonalds and had two big mac's, a double cheeseburger, and fries. After I left the military, I didn't get a hair cut for almost 3 yrs. It took me 6 yrs. to graduate college. My childrens names are Montana and Utah, and my wife has never been to either (I have only been to Montana once).
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I believed them all until I saw this one...
Oh wait, I guess I like Jules too.
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I lost count on how many girls I've gone out with..
I've only gone out with 6 and I'm 40.
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Can I start another poll about kicking you off the board? 
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-When I write, I print in all capital letters. (Luckily, I don't teach handwriting or cursive).
I do the same thing
I stopped drinking pop 4 years ago.
I hate onions on anything, but I love onion rings.
If I start out drinking Coors Light, I can't switch to any other kind of beer the whole night.
I've been saving a little money each month in a seperate bank account since I was 13 so I can try to buy tickets when the Browns make the Super Bowl.
I can't sleep without a TV on in the room.
Whenever I go to Taco Bell, I order the same thing, and can never finish it all, yet I never downsize my order lol.
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I got arrested in South Salem NY when I was 17 for cliff diving at a quarry. Something silly about it being private property. I got a years probation for freaking cliff diving. My parents never found out.
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You and Michelle would get along famously in the kitchen then. You onion haters are a pain to cook for!!
Amen. nobody in my family will eat onions so I either have to make 2 batches of everything or put mine in at the end, which isn't as good.
Ok.. my list (Jules write these down, some of these you will be able to use... ):
1. I was arrested for DnD at a college football game because I put my elbow through a window... of a church.
2. I can't sleep at the pool or at the beach, I used to be a lifeguard and fear that the young punks aren't paying attention so I'm constantly scanning the water.
3. I've pulled 12 people out of the water.
4. As a teenager a girlfriend once broke up with me over the phone, I slammed the phone to the floor and accidentally shattered one of moms dinner plates. I cleaned it up and put it in a shoebox and hid it in the top of my closet. It was there for 6 years before anybody found it.
5. My grandfather let me drive 190 miles to a Pittsburgh Pirates game when I had just turned 14.
6. Same grandfather (who was a postmaster) used to let me look at the playboys that came in the mail when I was a teenager before they started putting them in those stupid plastic bags.
7. I once missed winning a $20M lottery by 1 number.
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I believed them all until I saw this one...
Oh wait, I guess I like Jules too.
How can liking me be a useless fact?? I'm done with both of you!!!
You know you luvs us!
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I'll give it a go!
-Jumped out of approx. 250+ perfectly good airplanes. ( 82nd Airborne vet )
-Love PBJ with Lays chips smashed into it.
-Big time history buff with a huge WWII gun, uniform collection, giant library.
-restore WWII and other antique military vehicles for myself and for resale or museums.
-Been to Normandy (FR) twice to tour with vets.
-turned down a baseball scholorship at AZ State to enlist in the Army. (it's all I ever wanted to be!)
-Would rather stand shoulder to shoulder with a Browns fan than any other!!!
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Yes, I was thinking you wanted to set him up on a blind date kinda thing.,.., it was a joke,,
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I forgot the other big one.. I still haven't taken down my Christmas tree yet. 
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Neither have my neighbors, nor have they taken down all their outside lights. Ya darn criminals!
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The law clearly states that if the Christmas decorations are not taken down by January 19, they become community property and you and your neighbors are free to go take them.
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