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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070126/od_nm/malaysia_python_dc
Fri Jan 26, 9:58 AM ET

KUALA LUMPUR, Jan 26 (Reuters Life!) - Guard dogs protecting a fruit orchard in Malaysia have met their match -- a 7.1-metre-long (23-ft-long) python that swallowed at least 11 hounds before it was finally discovered by villagers.
"I was shocked to see such a huge python," orchard-keeper Ali Yusof told the New Straits Times in an article published beneath a picture of the captured snake, which was almost long enough to span the width of a tennis court and as thick as a tree trunk.

Villagers did not harm the snake, which was tied to a tree then handed to wildlife officials, the paper said on Friday.


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This should have been posted in the phobia thead...


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They need your help stomping on that sucker


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sorry i have been blacklisted from home lol...i can't get on here frm my place...i have no idea about the phobia thread....


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Villagers did not harm the snake, which was tied to a tree




I just have this mental image now of them tying the snake into half-hitches and bowlines around the tree


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Villagers did not harm the snake,




Idiots.


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I think I would forget the boot stomp method and look for a pitch fork.


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or some large farm machinery


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Some snakes are good eating. Black snake taste like frog leg's Which ironically taste a lil like chicken.

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They should have just called me I'd take that thing down with ease.

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biggest snake iv ever seen. i would shoot that thing on sight without a doubt lol. hell i wanted to shoot a rattler i had at the foot of my tower once lol

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This I dont quite believe. Those dudes are smiling and looking like they are about to have a barbecue.

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At least that snake was not on a plane


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The snake at some real life "Puppy Chow".

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It took 11 guard dogs, before somebody realized somethig was wrong, ...LOL...ohhh those funny natives

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It took 11 guard dogs, before somebody realized somethig was wrong, ...LOL...ohhh those funny natives




Well I think ESPN is gearing up for another sports breakthrough like the "hot dog" eating competition.

Look for the Python Dog Eating Challenge on ESPN 2 and ESPN deportez.

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It took 11 guard dogs, before somebody realized somethig was wrong, ...LOL...ohhh those funny natives




Well I think ESPN is gearing up for another sports breakthrough like the "hot dog" eating competition.

Look for the Python Dog Eating Challenge on ESPN 2 and ESPN deportez.




lol....maybe the thing ate all 11 at ONCE


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Look for the Python Dog Eating Challenge on ESPN 2 and ESPN deportez.




Nope, it will be on ESPN 8 "The Ocho".

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Poor dogs.




I bet that was a painful way to go. Walking along the path with your other guard dog friend, chatting about what dog/leg you'll try mounting after your shift is over and then.....WHAM! Fangs, shooting pain, confusion, getting squeezed, swallowed whole, and thinking, "What the hell just happened?"


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This I dont quite believe. Those dudes are smiling and looking like they are about to have a barbecue.




Snake with a bit of dog meat... how can they resist.


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what movie was that? dodgeball was the name? or was it somethin else?

Totally hilarious movie....loved it..ben stiller is the man


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What the hell were the guard dogs? Chihuahua's?? There's no way that thing is swallowing a German Sheperd.


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