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PUN THREADDDDD http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070126/od_nm/malaysia_python_dcFri Jan 26, 9:58 AM ET KUALA LUMPUR, Jan 26 (Reuters Life!) - Guard dogs protecting a fruit orchard in Malaysia have met their match -- a 7.1-metre-long (23-ft-long) python that swallowed at least 11 hounds before it was finally discovered by villagers. "I was shocked to see such a huge python," orchard-keeper Ali Yusof told the New Straits Times in an article published beneath a picture of the captured snake, which was almost long enough to span the width of a tennis court and as thick as a tree trunk.  Villagers did not harm the snake, which was tied to a tree then handed to wildlife officials, the paper said on Friday. 
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This should have been posted in the phobia thead...
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HEY PEEN They need your help stomping on that sucker 
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sorry i have been blacklisted from home lol...i can't get on here frm my place...i have no idea about the phobia thread....
o btw ur welcome to post that pic in the phobia thread...i jus saw it lol 3 pages man i missed out
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Villagers did not harm the snake, which was tied to a tree
I just have this mental image now of them tying the snake into half-hitches and bowlines around the tree 
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Idiots.
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I think I would forget the boot stomp method and look for a pitch fork. 
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or some large farm machinery 
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Some snakes are good eating. Black snake taste like frog leg's  Which ironically taste a lil like chicken. 
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They should have just called me I'd take that thing down with ease.
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biggest snake iv ever seen. i would shoot that thing on sight without a doubt lol. hell i wanted to shoot a rattler i had at the foot of my tower once lol
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This I dont quite believe. Those dudes are smiling and looking like they are about to have a barbecue.
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At least that snake was not on a plane 
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It took 11 guard dogs, before somebody realized somethig was wrong, ...LOL...ohhh those funny natives 
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Well I think ESPN is gearing up for another sports breakthrough like the "hot dog" eating competition.
Look for the Python Dog Eating Challenge on ESPN 2 and ESPN deportez.
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Well I think ESPN is gearing up for another sports breakthrough like the "hot dog" eating competition.
Look for the Python Dog Eating Challenge on ESPN 2 and ESPN deportez.
lol....maybe the thing ate all 11 at ONCE 
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Nope, it will be on ESPN 8 "The Ocho". 
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Poor dogs.
I bet that was a painful way to go. Walking along the path with your other guard dog friend, chatting about what dog/leg you'll try mounting after your shift is over and then.....WHAM! Fangs, shooting pain, confusion, getting squeezed, swallowed whole, and thinking, "What the hell just happened?"
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This I dont quite believe. Those dudes are smiling and looking like they are about to have a barbecue.
Snake with a bit of dog meat... how can they resist.
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what movie was that? dodgeball was the name? or was it somethin else?
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What the hell were the guard dogs? Chihuahua's?? There's no way that thing is swallowing a German Sheperd.
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u would be surprised at how big it's mouth can open 
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