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I'm not much of a smack kinda guy, but I just couldn'lt resist this.. Quote:
A Pittsburgh area Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Steelers fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Steelers fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Steelers fans too, except ONE kid,...named Josh.
The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Steelers fan? ""He says, ""Nope, I'm a Cleveland Browns fan! ""
She says, ""Well why are you a Cleveland Browns fan and not a Steelers fan? ""Josh says, ""Well, my mom is a Browns fan, and my dad is a Browns fan, so I'm a Browns fan. ""The teacher's not real happy.
She's a little hot under the collar. She says, ""Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!
Josh says, ""Then I'd be a Steelers fan! """
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That joke's almost as old as you 
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That joke's almost as old as you
LOL when I heard it, the teams were the Lakers and the Kings.. I adjusted it for the Steelers... and here I thought it was new 
Either way, the point is still valid...Right? 
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The last time I heard that, I rolled over in my crip and crapped my diaper. 
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
- John Muir
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Cincinnati Bengals Franchise Encyclopedia
Regular Season Record (all-time) : 282-360-2
Playoff Record (all-time) : 5-9 (Last appearance after 2009 season)
Super Bowls Won: 0 out of 2 appearances
Championships Won: 0
linktobengalslackofchampionshipseverinthehistoryoftheearth
Oh, hey... look at this: linky dinky doo
Regular Season Record (all-time) : 480-387-13
Playoff Record (all-time) : 16-20 (Last appearance after 2002 season)
Super Bowls Won: 0 out of 0 appearances
Championships Won: 8
Browns is the Browns
... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.
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Look at that, for the Bungles: An all-time overall losing record. They would have to go undefeated for the next 5 years just to get to .500.
We've sucked for a decade and we're still 100 games above .500.
Browns is the Browns
... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.
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The first time I heard it was when the Sadducees were telling it about the Pharisees.
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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The first time I heard it was when the Sadducees were telling it about the Pharisees.
OK OK,, I get it,, it's old,, Geesh.. I did say, I'm not into the smack thing
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Here's one you probably haven't heard---
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Here's one you probably haven't heard---
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the stench of the 3 sewers. 
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Not much Christy, still working for the Postal Service but for some strange reason, I am busier than before with less mail to be processed..Go figure... 
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Just a gentle reminder, Mike Tomlin is the Steeler head coach, and I think he is in over his head.
Can Deshaun Watson play better for the Browns, than Baker Mayfield would have? ... Now the Games count.
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What makes you think the Bungles are going to have a good season? If Palmer plays as poorly as he did down the stretch last year, the Bungles are in serious trouble.
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They could have me at QB and Med would still be under the delusion that the Bengals could win the AFC.
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Just a gentle reminder, Mike Tomlin is the Steeler head coach, and I think he is in over his head.
Such a totally random not to mention baseless statement.
Coming from a fan who's team has Mangina for a coach, nonetheless.
But thanks for being "gentle" anyways. 
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Coming from a fan who's team has Mangina for a coach,
The same guy who's been beating the steelers correct?
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Coming from a fan who's team has Mangina for a coach,
The same guy who's been beating the steelers correct?
To be fair, he's only 2-1 against the Steelers.
Then again, Tressel started 2-1 against Michigan and we all know where that thing is now.
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Coming from a fan who's team has Mangina for a coach,
The same guy who's been beating the steelers correct?
Back in his Patriot days??
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Mangini is 2-1 against the Steelers as a HC
(though you bring up a good point about him crushing them when he was a DC for NE as well)
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So wait, you're trying to take credit for a victory that the JETS had against the Steelers??
Pssst...Mangina's record against the Steelers as the BROWNS head coach is 1-1.
He actually had some talent to work with when he coached the JETS.
And yet somehow candyman makes it sound like he has a lonnnnng history of beating the Steelers.
Um?
Joshua Cribbs beating the Steelers...like that's ever going to happen again?
Pshtt.
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The Jets were 4-12 the year they beat the Steelers, just in case you forgot. Oh, and Josh has been beating the Steelers for years...it's just that the rest of our team forgot we were supposed to win I've actually come to notice Josh's best kick returns against the Steelers come when he drops the ball.
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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Joshua Cribbs beating the Steelers...like that's ever going to happen again?
Yeah just wait a few months
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umm, no you are calling our coach names and saying he can't coach. i'm pointing out that you shouldn't when that coach has shown he consistently beats you. and i thought you were one of the smarter steeler fans
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and i thought you were one of the smarter steeler fans
That's like saying "That rock is one of the smartest rocks I have ever seen", or "That pig is the prettiest pig I have ever seen".
OK, I actually have heard a Steelers fan say the latter ....... 
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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i'm pointing out that you shouldn't when that coach has shown he consistently beats you.
Again, he is 1-1 against the Steelers.
Which part of that do you not grasp?
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Don't you have another thread to start in the tailgate? Any less than 10 would be a slow day for you, no?
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i'm pointing out that you shouldn't when that coach has shown he consistently beats you.
Again, he is 1-1 against the Steelers.
Which part of that do you not grasp?
Browns with Mangini as HC are 1-1 vs. the Steelers
Mangini as HC is 2-1 vs. the Steelers
How does that make "him" 1-1 vs. the Steelers?
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How does that make him "consistently" beating the Steelers? I consider the word "consistently" to be defined as over and over and over and over and over and over, etc. again. You know, kinda like how the Steelers had beaten the Browns like 21 times in a row before they FINALLY beat us last year. Now THAT was consistent. 2-1 against the Steelers, including a Jets game. Whoop-de-freakin-doo. 
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you spin worse than mac
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I know it's the smack shack, but even here there are limits.  You owe her an apology.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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I know it's the smack shack, but even here there are limits. You owe her an apology.
that's true, there was no link to an unrelated topic.
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you spin worse than mac
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Your Ol was bad last year and now Colon is gone for the year with torn ACL, OUCH!
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Well, the Steelers aren't one bit worried ..... After all, Roethlisberger has been acting like an ass .... and that should be close enough to replace a colon .....
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
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Don't you have another thread to start in the tailgate? Any less than 10 would be a slow day for you, no?
LMAO.
Btw, it's Wednesday, June 30th and the Steelers still suck.
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They could have me at QB and Med would still be under the delusion that the Bengals could win the AFC.
The sad thing is you'd probably fare a little bit better than Jake Dellbum.
It's pretty sad knowing that our #3 WR in Andre Caldwell would be the Cleveland Browns # 1 WR. Hey, maybe your deadly running back combo of Hardesty and Harrison will reak havoc on the AFC north this year. Dang, and I almost forgot about that castoff backup FB you received in the Quinn trade.
As for the Steelers, good luck to the offensive line trying to protect that walking STD this season. With Colon gone, the OL will be in shambles.
Looks like an easy road through the AFC North this year for the Bengals. 
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The sad thing is you'd probably fare a little bit better than Jake Dellbum.
who has had the better career between him and Palmer? oh, it's Jake.
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It's pretty sad knowing that our #3 WR in Andre Caldwell would be the Cleveland Browns # 1 WR.
not true. but I do appreciate the Bengals continuing to put another bum old veteran across the field from the clown Ocho instead of trying to get better and younger.
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Hey, maybe your deadly running back combo of Hardesty and Harrison will reak havoc on the AFC north this year. Dang, and I almost forgot about that castoff backup FB you received in the Quinn trade.
yeah, 567yards over the last 3 games is terrible. just terrible. how many games will Benson be allowed to play in. is he on the 8game suspension track now?
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Looks like an easy road for the AFC North this year through the Bengals.
fixed the above quote. and that is as usual.
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30 years of Bungling. A total of 6 winning seasons during that time. Bungle fans are like the little mouse on a nature video. They stick their nose out of their hole ..... sniff the air .... see if it's safe ......and if not, the scurry back to the safety of their little hole in the ground and hope no one bigger than them saw.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
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