"I'm smart enough to order off the dollar menu at McDonalds ..... "
Really?
You can handle reading and ordering from a menu where the price for every item is a dollar?
Wow .... color me impressed. Can rocket science be around the corner?
I want to see the people who failed to make the cut for the commercial because they couldn't handle ordering off of the dollar menu.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Yeah ... that's bad too .... but I don't know what could be worse than to proclaim being capable of ordering off the McDonalds value menu as the height of intellectual accomplishment ........
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
I hate the Motor oil comercial that glorifies the mullet.(picks up the motor oil and the wind blows his mullet back with car reving sounds) As if all car guys have mullets...
I thought I was wrong once....but I was mistaken...
What's the use of wearing your lucky rocketship underpants if nobody wants to see them????
Quote: It's that guy who sits in the drive thru and stares at the menu for 5 minutes like something on it has changed.
Go to youtube and search for "John Pinette Lines drive me crazy". I'd post it but there is a swear word or two in there. The McDonalds bit about people getting to the front of the line and and staring at the menu makes me cry of laughter every time.
The most disturbing commercial to me at this time is the Michael Jordan underwear commercial where he is sitting on a plane and some guy comes up to talk to him about his underwear. It's very creepy.
I DVR the Golden Girls (being 100% serious, it's a great show), but the problem is it's always on WEtv or the Hallmark Channel. Those commercials, especially advertising for the Joan/Melissa Rivers shows, make me want to stab out my eyes with a fork.
I saw a Nationwide commercial yesterday starring a certain basketball player that ensured that they will get none of my money .......
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Quote: "I have a structured settlement and I need cash nooooooooow!"
make me want to shoot the TV every time it comes on.
I hate that fakey "opera" pos....
Yeah ...... "I have a small amount of money coming in each and every month and can't mamage my expenses ..... so let me trade that in for less money up front ..... so I really won't be able to manage my expenses at all ....."
Must be the same people who are impressed with themselves for being able to order off the McDonalds value menu .......
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Absolutely gross, but in a vaguely disturbing and stirring way to some people who though nameless live just this side of Caintuckee. Or it might be a vicious rumor with overtones of truth. Coincidence?
"Every responsibility implies opportunity, and every opportunity implies responsibility." Otis Allen Glazebrook, 1880
Yeah ... that's another of my stupidest current commercials .....
I mean .... "we all look the same nude ...."
Umm ..... no .... we don't ......
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
Uloric, the prescription treatment for gout, has a guy walking around with a large glass container of green uric acid. Disgusting and annoying; why didn't he just stay home?
In fact, I'm really tired of all the prescription med commercials. The disclaimer at the end of the commercial is what gets me: "In rare cases, Celebrex may cause liver damage, kidney failure, aortic aneurysm, brain tumors, and acne. Talk to your doctor about risks invoving this treatment.". And I wonder, who would take this drug?
One other annoying group of commercials - more on the radio than TV - is for herbal remedies / treatments for such things as enlarged prostate, menopause, fatigue, male sexual "enhancement", etc. They always use the words "all natural", as if that means they couldn't harm you. Nightshade, hemlock, and toadstools are "all natural" too, but you wouldn't want to ingest them. The FDA has no information on the effects of taking mega-doses of herbal remedies, but that doesn't stop these companies from hawking them to gullible consumers.
they can show this one, and the skinny jeans one, as much as they want. they don't get old. that dirty euro stereotype at the end is too much. HEY LOOK WE ARE SAME!
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