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That would be very nice of you to let them buy you a drink. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Excuse me, do you have any Italian in you?
no?...
Want some?
Hey, wanna' ____?
And the best ever:
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
------George Costanza
"If you ain't first, you're last"---Reece Bobby
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World's Worst Pick-Up Lines Your fat, ugly, and stupid, but the bars closing and nobody else has been stupid enough to drag your putrid arse out of here so get in my car and shut the hell up. That one only works in Pittsburgh.
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I like the simple..."Can I flirt with you?" ![[Linked Image from i49.photobucket.com]](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/Beerdowner/Fun%20Stuff/59a63f38.gif) ...And we have a young lady who's hiding a banana...we'll find out where. later on PTV. Gigity gigity, gigity, goo...stick around. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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"Do you like it in the _utt?"
![[Linked Image]](http://www.dawgtalkers.net/uploads/Punchsmack/punch.gif) “...Iguodala to Curry, back to Iguodala, up for the layup! Oh! Blocked by James! LeBron James with the rejection!”
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It might be little! but it sure is cute! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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shup and go to sleep shotty <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> That is a good one!
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Guy I worked with once used this one....
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _____
When I despair, I remember this. Throughout history there have been tyrants. And, for a time, they can seem invincible. But in the end they always fall. - Mahatma Gandhi
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I've found that touching the tip of my nose with my tongue and not saying anything has worked pretty well! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Now if you can lick your eyebrows.....call me <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />
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LMAO! That's a good one pa!
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I once said to a girl " I heard you are a dyke.." she said "What...!! I'm not.." then I said "why don't you prove it" she took me by my hand and led me to my dorm room. Freshman year was a good year at Mount Union. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
That could be the worst line ever...but hey it worked.
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<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Now if you can lick your eyebrows.....call me <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" /> I'm a man,not a circus act. ![[Linked Image from smilies.vidahost.com]](http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/juul.gif) <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
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Here's a good one I saw: ![[Linked Image from i8.photobucket.com]](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a43/jlq112atomicdog/stuff/thb17057062.gif)
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"Would it matter if I told you my knickname was 'Jackhammer'?"
That's not a pick up line. It really is my knickname.
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Wanna go to my place and play Army? I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell outta me. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />
![[Linked Image from pic18.picturetrail.com]](http://pic18.picturetrail.com/VOL905/3216203/6567769/349897772.jpg) "The Browns' defense is kicking mucho dupa."
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"Oh! sorry i thought that was a braille name tag" "I'd look good on you" "Hi my name is chance....do i have one" "Nice dress...can i talk you out of it?" "I think i could fall madly in bed with you" simple and to the point..."your place or mine" Courtesy of Quagmire! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Giggidy, Gigidy!! Just a random one... "Did you know the word of the day is "legs"? Why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word?"
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"The Browns' defense is kicking mucho dupa."
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The Cleveland Browns - WE KNOW QUARTERBACKS ( Look at how many we've had ... )
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lol sounds like a lot of work....something tells me it's not going to work on just any girl...
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<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> I cant take no more! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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