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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710 http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
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Im sure i know what it is without lookin. dumb blonde. 
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Did you have to replace the 710 for Jules? 
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That reminds me of a guy that came into our dealership, years back.......He said he needed a leaner for his goolie........after a while, we figured out he wanted a new arm rest (leaner) for his Pontiac 6000 LE (goolee - spelled "goolie)...........
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Well now you ruined it for the blondes. 
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Dammit atomic! You had to go and ruin the "fun with blondes" I was going to have with my hubby tonight. 
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Dammit atomic! You had to go and ruin the "fun with blondes" I was going to have with my hubby tonight.
Oil usually helps that kind of thing.... 
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What does oil have to do with a car?
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LMAO.......it's lubricant to keep things working smoothly. 
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I thought lubricant was for the bed room? 
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jerk, thanks for spoiling it 
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Sad to think that people out there are just that damn dumb!  I guess that is why we always have so many people killed on the highway..... driving is so simple........................stay in your own damn lane and keep your distance! I guess that has nothing to do with the 710..............but damn it does!  I know that it is only a joke..................about a blonde...........but cars and stupid people should not be associated!  Then you throw in a cell phone and this world just is too crazy!  It is just a crazy place that we live in...............it is way more then just getting along now days!  What is a 701....................that is just to funny! 
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Oh, I get it... the 710 cap was missing. 
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I haven't clicked, but it's gotta be oil...it's gotta be.
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Dammit atomic! You had to go and ruin the "fun with blondes" I was going to have with my hubby tonight.
Oil usually helps that kind of thing....
Yes, but I use a DIFFERENT kind of oil for that! 
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Makes sense to me! 
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A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28 ounce water pump.
“A what?†says the confused parts guy.
“My husband says he needs a 28 ounce water pump.â€
“A 28 ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?â€
“A Datsun.â€
As the parts guy writes down “Datsun, 28 oz. water pump†the light in his head goes on. “Oh yes maam. We’ve got 28 ounce water pumps. We have 24 oz. water pumps and 26 oz. water pumps too.
“Finally,†she says. “You’re the fist place I’ve called that knew What I was talking about.â€
“Yes Maam. That’s because we’re a full service parts warehouse. It’s our job to have the parts you need, like a 28 oz. water pump,†He says, smiling, as he jots down customer pick-up, Datsun 280Z Water pump, part number…………..
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710 X35 
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710 was the pick three number for the Ohio Lottery in today's mid day drawing. 
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...oops...the number actually was 071, but if you had 710 boxed, you still got $83 for a $1 bet.
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Dang. I was starting to think we had magical powers. 
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I thought this was going to be a bowling thing, since a 710 is the about the nastiest split you can get. (in bowling) I'm surprised nobody mentioned it. 
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Bowling? 
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OMG! That was priceless! 
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actually....I was thinkin bowlin' too 
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That reminds me of one of the many jokes to play on a new employee. Tell them to go to HR or acct (or any department) and have them pick up an "ID 10 T" form. That person they ask is to act confussed and tell the new person to write the name of the form down. They come up with ..... and you get a good laugh at their expense. We also like to tell them to go across the street to DQ on their birthday and they get a free ice cream cone. (not true, and they look like a fool)  Also on thanksgiving, the company gives us Turkeys, but we let them loose in the service garage and you have to catch one yourself! Good times!
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