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Coach Pettine has made his way to the podium and after making a brief statement will open it up for questions.
First of all I'd like to give credit to the New York Jets. They came ready to play today and deserved the win. We failed to put our players in a position to win and that is on the coaching staff. Several times we shot ourselves in the foot, whether it was a turn-over or penalty. Now let's open the room up for questions. You in the rear of the room with the nice tie, go:
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"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Coach, with all of the investment in the OL and DL, why do you consistently rush for 2.3 ypc and allow the other team to rush for 4.5 ypc?
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Great question. I'm gonna go with Ray told me to. Next you in the middle with the cool Spider-Man T-Shirt.
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Coach, in your introductory press conference you wooed Browns nation by saying you are going be a team that isn't afraid to bloody their nose. Given the evidence, I'd say your team is more likely to say "we'll play until we say ouchie."
Please elaborate.
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Coach, why was Jabal Sheard not good enough to "play like a Brown" when he is good enough to "play like a Patriot"?
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Sir, I said we would play like a Brown. And, unless you're blind I've kept my end of the bargain.
You up front with that magnificent hair:
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How else do you expect me to get through this film session? Milk ain't gonna do kid.
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Coach... is this playing like a Brown ? Bloodying noses and having fun on Sundays.
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"Coach, can I have one of your Coors Lights?"
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"But you have 12 of them."
"I'm going to drink them all after this is over. And then I'm going to hit the scotch in my desk." Coach, you didn't invite Coach Moeller did you?
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Sir, I said we would play like a Brown. And, unless you're blind I've kept my end of the bargain.
You up front with that magnificent hair: Indeed you have. We are certainly playing like "Browns". Not one iota of doubt about that....
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Jabal was an exceptional player. But too be honest with you, he kinda scared me. And I can't coach a guy who I'm afraid of. NEXT!
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Coach, you had zero sacks today. Do you think you have finally hit on the formula for the zero sack season? Might we hope?
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Say what you will about Coach Mo, but he don't take no mess from the ladies. Last Christmas party he put a chick in the camel clutch. Needless to say she tapped out pretty quick. Now that you mention it, he may have a few shots too many. . .
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This is pretty good stuff, lol
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Sacks! Sacks! One thing at a time people. First you want us to stop the run, now you want sacks. I'm not a miracle worker people.
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Playing like a Brown is getting you guy's all excited about game day, then ripping your hearts out because we can't do any of the things the 31 others teams seem to be able to do. Mainly, running, catching, blocking and tackling.
Next!!
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Sacks! Sacks! One thing at a time people. First you want us to stop the run, now you want sacks. I'm not a miracle worker people. Sorry Coach but you didn't stop the run... so ummmmmm
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There you go bringing up old stuff. Anyone out there with a real question? Yes you in the yoga pants.
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Yes you in the yoga pants. Thanks Coach, this is Mary Kay with the Plain Dealer, is uh, Brady Quinn around, I was told he might be in town. Can you confirm? Asking for a friend.
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Well Mary Kay, as fine as you are in those yoga pants tonight, I can not confirm or deny, Mr Quinn has been brought in. What I can say is if he is you can find out by checking ESPN, then cut and paste the story on your column like you usually do. Next!!
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Hey Coach!
Is there any corollary between last seasons early success when Ray Farmer was texting the sidelines... and this years early season donkey dump when Ray Farmer is not allowed ANY contact with said sideline?
"Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."
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coach why can't our OL effectively run block and why can't our DL effectively run defend? (dating back to 99)
"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Coach, with Isaiah Crowell carrying the ball 12 times for 20 yards at a stellar 1.7 ypc, is that what you meant by blooding their noses? Also, why does Josh McCown think he is Larry Czonka?
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Absolutely. I've always said one man can make a difference. Ray was a huge factor in our success last year. Ray was the reason we kept the 'ol flip phone handy. Little did we know how valuable an ex special teams linebacker would be with our play calling. We are counting down the days till he's back in the box looking down glaring at us. Great question by the way.
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Ummmm, why would we do that? Have you ever played football before? I'm not talking flag football or Madden here. These guys are tough, they're huge and fast as hell. Unfortunately this team is the complete opposite of that.
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Crow is a gamer. You see 1.7ypc, I see a guy leaving it all out on the field. It took everything he had not to break one wide open. And as far as McCown is concerned, that is one crazy SOB. If there was one guy I'd want besides Coach Moeller to have may back in a bar fight, it's McCown hands down. Allot of you guys are wondering why he didn't slide on that run near the end zone. Well have you ever seen a guy slide in a bar fight?
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This thread is hysterical...but sad.
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Does this guy show up at the press conferences? Still. Not again. Still.
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... wondering why he didn't slide on that run near the end zone. ? Perhaps because it would have been 4th down and 2 yards to go. We likely would have kicked a field goal. McCown decided to go for the end zone...
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... wondering why he didn't slide on that run near the end zone. ? Perhaps because it would have been 4th down and 2 yards to go. We likely would have kicked a field goal. McCown decided to go for the end zone... We get that... it was the first drive of the game, nothing wrong with kicking a FG... and it was the second time in one drive he tried to get his head taken off. He was playing like he had a death wish....
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He played that way in preseason as well. For a sage vet, he wasn't very sage.
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Coach, talk about how proud you are that we kicked the longest extra point in NFL history? I mean it takes real skill to get two penalties on an extra point, was that part of the plan to get into the record books?
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Coach Pettine has made his way to the podium and after making a brief statement will open it up for questions.
First of all I'd like to give credit to the New York Jets. They came ready to play today and deserved the win. We failed to put our players in a position to win and that is on the coaching staff. Several times we shot ourselves in the foot, whether it was a turn-over or penalty. Now let's open the room up for questions. You in the rear of the room with the nice tie, go:
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We looked ready to play in the 1st half and if not for the fumble by Josh things may have been different. What killed this team were the turnovers. The Jets got 21
points off of our turnovers. Without them it may have been different. It took the wind right out of us yesterday. The players were probably saying here we go again. It's hard to change that type of thinking unless you start winning.
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He played that way in preseason as well. For a sage vet, he wasn't very sage. Ken Carmen put it best this morning on 92.3. Said McCown went Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump on the team and said "I was suppose to die out on that field!"
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And how did that work out for us? Coach shakes his head.
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