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A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks "How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?"

"Well," says the director, "We fill up a bath with water, then give the patient a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bath as quickly as possible."

"I see," says the politician, "and if he's got any sense he'll choose the bucket."

"No," says the director, "If he's got any sense he'll pull the plug out. Would you like a room with a view?"

Awesome

What's the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean?

Donald Trump has never paid to have a kidney bean pea on his face.......

Trump is out for dinner at a French restaurant with Putin.

The waiter asks Putin what he would like to order.

"I will have the chicken," says Putin.

The waiter replies, "And for your vegetable?"

"He will also have the chicken.".......

What is Trump's drag name?

Anita wall.........

At the end of the 2020 presidential election some far right journalists said Trump still had a shot at 270.

What they didn't tell you was that he would need to loose 70 pounds to reach 270.





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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative George Santos hastily removed an entry from his résumé indicating that he had worked at a biological laboratory in Wuhan, China, the congressman’s office has confirmed.

The entry, which said that Santos worked at the lab in late 2019, disappeared with no explanation in the early hours of Monday morning.

Speaking to reporters on Capitol Hill, Santos said that he had “no idea” how the Wuhan job wound up on his C.V.

“I haven’t even spent time in China since 2007, when I invented the iPhone,” he said.

At this point I have to believe that there are probably no fewer than 10 outrageous drag queens who have changed their stage names to

(wait for it)

"Rhonda Santus"

Now I will have a Rhonda earworm for the rest of the day.. (Beach Boys)

Seriously, we need a parody to the song...

Help me, Rhonda, help me give him a heart...

I think she made snowflakes with the word Fascists and had all the GOPers pose with it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/11o30g1/julie_is_a_magician_with_scissors/

If republicans are so hellbent on stopping drag queens from performing in public, why are they still allowing Marjorie Taylor Greene to speak before congress?

Not sure how that is a joke.

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"

I didn't expect you would.

It would be sick, disgusting, and you would be a traitorous misogynistic pig... if you made the comment about someone on the left.

But, you know, outrage is a different animal in the DT circle jerk.

Aw, you poor thing. I'm not from the PC crowd. I didn't think you were either. Leave it to the outraged to derail a joke thread.

Uh, I won't reply again because we all know your m.o. Just pointing out the hypocrisy, because I would bet my house Frank would get attacked if the shoe were on the other foot. And yes, you and your clan are 100% PC when you can fake some outrage.

Get your last word li'l doggie.

Now you can predict what someone would have done? I don't really get outraged until people do stupid things like trying to portray 24 women as all being prostitutes to excuse one man of being a sexual predator. And even then I expect that from certain people. I've got your li'l doggy for you.

Good doggie.

The lie detector has proven that is a lie!

Alright... off my leg!

Wah. It's not my fault you lied. It seems like you're the one who keeps hanging on my leg.