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Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!
Turning Point U.S.A.'s Alternative Half Time Show!
Sponsored by Sister Wife brand Bathtub Meth...............
"You think your brother in law is crazy but he's just methed up!"
Headlined by Kid Rock who will be bringing his automatic rifle and a case of Bud Light for the grand finale'!
The National Anthem will be performed by Rosanne Barr!
Featuring the kissing cousin cam!
There will be a catalytic converter collection competition held in the parking lot during the event run by George Santos. All catalytic converters will be donated to trump's secret rare earth mineral stash if Santos can manage to deliver them without stealing them first!
Kanye was scheduled to perform but claims he can't make it because by some miracle he found his sanity.
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Turning Point U.S.A. officially announced today that next years alternative halftime show will be titled "The Whites Only DEI Halftime Show". Where only white artists with a fraction of the sales of the real halftime show will be allowed to perform. Because we all know only the best, most qualified people should be performing. No, wait.... 
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It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great!
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Bondi . sycophant in chief. Unbelievable.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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Mark Kelly Records Video Telling Bartenders They Are Allowed to Refuse Hegseth's Orders WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Mark Kelly released a new online video on Thursday reminding the nation’s bartenders that they are allowed to refuse Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s orders. Staring stonily into the camera, the former astronaut warned that, if Hegseth appears to be above the legal blood-alcohol limit, any additional drink request would constitute an illegal order. “Our laws are clear: you can refuse illegal orders,” he told the bartenders. “You must refuse illegal orders.” Kelly concluded the video with one final urgent plea to the mixologists: "If Hegseth’s behavior is belligerent, his words are slurred, and his makeup is smeared, you must refuse his orders." https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/ma...xZetOFFy6ojkb_aem_jJqnqXTsXe6rns-u0dFehQUpon seeing the video Hegseth immediately contacted Pam Bondi requesting she immediately convene a grand jury over statements made in the video.
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At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.
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Trump Explodes With Rage After Bad Bunny Wins Nobel Peace Prize WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a series of furious Truth Social posts late Wednesday night, Donald J. Trump blasted the Norwegian Nobel Committee for awarding its Peace Prize to the Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny. Trump claimed that he had been “treated very unfairly” by being passed over for the award despite having ended “between forty and fifty wars.” “Bad Bunny could Never end even One War because he speaks a Language no one Understands!” Trump thundered. In another setback for Trump, Bad Bunny’s birthday will be honored each year with a new national holiday in Greenland. https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/tr...Nhd0uhhYPmSKV_aem_mS4IHogq1H3celpu2FFUCA
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This dude is the GOAT Trump impersonator. 
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"Died like a dog!" The motto of the Kristi Noem fan club. 
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