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For the brain-dead, confused and cross-eyed, that is a very accurate assessment.  Thanks. It isn't hard to see.
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WASHINGTON—In a testy Oval Office meeting on Monday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rejected Donald J. Trump’s desperate pleas for military aid.
Referring to Iran’s ability to shut down the Strait of Hormuz, Zelenskyy said, “Iran has cards. You don’t have any cards.”
“You’re gambling with World War III,” he added.
Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”
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Markwayne Mullins while testifying before congress today said that anyone claiming he has anger issues will be kicked directly in the face.
He then took issue with Sen Rand Paul’s characterization of him as someone who advocates political violence, stating, “Say that again, Four Eyes, and I’ll step on your stupid wire-rimmed goggles and make you eat the glass.”
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I've gotten a few of the strangest robocalls this week. It sounds like some unhinged lunatic asking me if I have any naval vessels I'm willing to contribute to help open the Strait of Hormuz.
Anyone else been getting these kind of calls?
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News from the future!
Immediately after being elected as president in 2028 Gavin Newsom officially changed the name of the Trump National Doral Miami to the Golf of Mexico.
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